Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Allow me to buy you a drink


This,ladies and gents, is the Porn Star Martini. Absolut vanilla vodka and passion fruit liqueur are blissfully combined with vanilla infused sugar syrup and passion fruit. Served with a shot of prosecco on the side. Hmm! Dangerous! And it's all yours when you tell the barperson at the Bosco your Porn Star name! Yes, that's right, each of us has a classy porn star moniker for the evening.

So remember it because you won't get one without it. What's your's?
Your Old Name Your New Name
Androulla Fitzpatrick Rusty Slickbooty
Andy Smith Rick Hardcore
Barney Moffat Rocky Balboner
Caroline Jupp Kara Dangler
Chris O'Donnell Kinky Nutts
Claire Smith Nurse Fuegobutt
Colette O'Byrne Cara Lovetongue
Damon Thomas Larry Lovenuts
Danny Page Humpy Jam
Dave Marsland Clint Orris
Dave Buley Daddy Asstronut
Debbie Braden Blondie Cucumber
The Birthday Boy Slick Cumalot
James Ringshall Ronn Quickie
Jenny Cave-Jones Orel Wankington
John Fitzpatrick Buck Darkholer
John O'Donnell Chuck Weener
Karen McKenzie Kinky Hymen
Kate White Lexi Jizzpump
Kevin Collins Barbie Rammer
Louis O'Dwyer Dickie Grip
Louisa O'Shea Lana Fanny
Mark Sauzier Harley Spankalot
Martin Dye TBD by Justine Beaver
Michael Jung Bubba Numbnuts
Nicky Dye TBD by Justine Beaver
Phil Braden Randy Bigwood
Phil Cave-Jones Lance Thruster
Rob O'Donnell Hank Hornball
Ross Taylor Ronn Spreadum
Root Kinky Hardon
Sam Buley Mandy Muffmuncher
Sarah O'Donnell Tawny Spankalicious
Sarah Thomas Michelle J. Cocks
Stefan McKenzie A. Nal Muffstuffer
Stuart Fletcher Jizzy Da Moaner
Su Wakefield Poon Tang
Sue Page Kelly Lingus
Susannah Moffat Sandy Hump
Vanessa McCarthy Tammy Salami
Vanessa Ringshall Kitty Phuksalot
Vicky Lord Justine Beaver