Allow me to buy you a drink

This,ladies and gents, is the Porn Star Martini. Absolut vanilla vodka and passion fruit liqueur are blissfully combined with vanilla infused sugar syrup and passion fruit. Served with a shot of prosecco on the side. Hmm! Dangerous! And it's all yours when you tell the barperson at the Bosco your Porn Star name! Yes, that's right, each of us has a classy porn star moniker for the evening.

So remember it because you won't get one without it. What's your's?

Your Old Name	Your New Name
Androulla Fitzpatrick	Rusty Slickbooty
Andy Smith	Rick Hardcore
Barney Moffat	Rocky Balboner
Caroline Jupp	Kara Dangler
Chris O'Donnell	Kinky Nutts
Claire Smith	Nurse Fuegobutt
Colette O'Byrne	Cara Lovetongue
Damon Thomas	Larry Lovenuts
Danny Page	Humpy Jam
Dave Marsland	Clint Orris
Dave Buley	Daddy Asstronut
Debbie Braden	Blondie Cucumber
The Birthday Boy	Slick Cumalot
James Ringshall	Ronn Quickie
Jenny Cave-Jones	Orel Wankington
John Fitzpatrick	Buck Darkholer
John O'Donnell	Chuck Weener
Karen McKenzie	Kinky Hymen
Kate White	Lexi Jizzpump
Kevin Collins	Barbie Rammer
Louis O'Dwyer	Dickie Grip
Louisa O'Shea	Lana Fanny
Mark Sauzier	Harley Spankalot
Martin Dye	TBD by Justine Beaver
Michael Jung	Bubba Numbnuts
Nicky Dye	TBD by Justine Beaver
Phil Braden	Randy Bigwood
Phil Cave-Jones	Lance Thruster
Rob O'Donnell	Hank Hornball
Ross Taylor	Ronn Spreadum
Root	Kinky Hardon
Sam Buley	Mandy Muffmuncher
Sarah O'Donnell	Tawny Spankalicious
Sarah Thomas	Michelle J. Cocks
Stefan McKenzie	A. Nal Muffstuffer
Stuart Fletcher	Jizzy Da Moaner
Su Wakefield	Poon Tang
Sue Page	Kelly Lingus
Susannah Moffat	Sandy Hump
Vanessa McCarthy	Tammy Salami
Vanessa Ringshall	Kitty Phuksalot
Vicky Lord	Justine Beaver